STOP Losing Leads.
Get a Packed Calendar.
GUARANTEED.
Agent Melo: The AI that handles your calls and packs your calendar like a pro, and makes Karen at the front desk look like dial-up with a hangover…

Your
Calls?
Like your clingy ex
– never missed.
Your Calendar?
Tighter than your jeans after quarantine.
Your
Leads?
Secured like a toddler in a car seat.
Your Support?
24/7— because apparently, sleep is optional.


24/7 AI Core: Never Miss a Call
Missed calls are so 2024. Melo answers, qualifies, and routes leads around the clock. Even while you’re asleep drooling on your pillow.

Seamless Booking Integration: Instant Appointments
Melo turns hot clients into booked meetings faster than a tradie downs a servo pie. Say goodbye to missed calls and calendar chaos.

Insightful Reporting Dashboard: Know What’s Actually Happening
No more gut guesses. Melo shows every call, transcript, and lead in one place—so nothing disappears into the digital abyss ever again.

Smart Qualification Engine: Cut the Time-Wasters
Tire-kickers, begone. Melo filters out the time-wasters so you only speak to people ready to book, buy, or build. B.S. not included.

Follow-Up That Doesn’t Flake
Forget mental notes and missed chances. Melo follows up relentlessly—like an elephant with a CRM—until your lead finally says, “Fine, I’ll book!”

Customizable Intelligence: Built for YOUR Business
Melo isn’t a cookie-cutter. It learns your quirks, speaks your brand, and doesn’t need reminding. Basically, it’s you—if you were laser-focused and tireless.
The Result?
You wake up to a fully booked calendar, zero missed leads, and one less job on your plate. Melo = more time, more money, and fewer headaches than a group text with green bubbles.

Let’s Talk Math
(AKA: Karen vs. Melo)
YOUR INVESTMENT
$5,000.00
(One-Time Upfront)
For the bold, the brave, and the ROI-obsessed.
$500/monthfor 12 Months
For those who prefer bite-sized domination.
Pro Tip: Pay upfront, save $1,000. Basically a paid vacation from stress.
KAREN
AGENT MELO
Opportunities
“Did she really just hang up on a lead? Slow Responses, Errors, Inconsistency
Booked. Handled. Reported.
Instant, Perfect, 24/7, ALWAYS
Coverage
40 Hours / Week
168 Hours / Week
(Always On)
Missed Opportunities
Significant & Frequent
ZERO. Guaranteed.
ROI Timeline
Maybe break-even after months?
Pays for itself in weeks,
works for years.
Ongoing Cost (Annual)
$60,000 + (Benefits, Training, Turnover,Overtime, Errors)
Zero ongoing cost
for the core system
True Cost

Let’s Talk Math
(AKA: Karen vs. Melo)
YOUR INVESTMENT
$10,000/Year
(One-Time Upfront)
For the bold, the brave, and the ROI-obsessed.
$1,000/Monthfor 12 Months
For those who prefer bite-sized domination.
Pro Tip: Pay upfront, save $2,000. Basically a paid vacation from stress.
KAREN
AGENT MELO
Opportunities
“Did she really just hang up on a lead? Slow Responses, Errors, Inconsistency
Booked. Handled. Reported.
Instant, Perfect, 24/7, ALWAYS
Coverage
40 Hours / Week
168 Hours / Week
(Always On)
Missed
Opportunities
Significant & Frequent
ZERO. Guaranteed.
ROI Timeline
Maybe break-even after months?
Pays for itself in weeks,
works for years.
Ongoing Cost
(Annual)
$60,000 + (Benefits, Training, Turnover,Overtime, Errors)
Zero ongoing cost
for the core system
True Cost
BONUS STACK
(Included, Because We Can)
Yeah, The Melo Powerhouse System is already stacked. But because we like to show off (and we built this thing), you get these high-impact accelerators FREE when you join the future of phone handling today:
No hidden fees. No awkward performance reviews. No passive-aggressive post-its about fridge etiquette. Just ROI that makes Karen sound like a dial tone.
WHO WE HELP
(And how we save their sanity)
Got a phone and a business that never sleeps?
Melo’s your guy.


(We play well with others.)
