STOP Losing Leads.
Get a Packed Calendar.

GUARANTEED.

Agent Melo: The AI that handles your calls and packs your calendar like a pro, and makes Karen at the front desk look like dial-up with a hangover…

Your
Calls?

Like your clingy ex
– never missed.

Your Calendar?

Tighter than your jeans after quarantine.

Your
Leads?

Secured like a toddler in a car seat.

Your Support?

24/7— because apparently, sleep is optional.

Book your free call and try not to be impressed.

BUILT TO DO

What KAREN thought she was doing - except without the passive aggressive Post-Its.

This ain’t your grandma’s answering service. This is a full-stack, AI-powered, call-answering, calendar-filling machine built to eliminate dropped balls and slow responses.

24/7 AI Core: Never Miss a Call

Missed calls are so 2024. Melo answers, qualifies, and routes leads around the clock. Even while you’re asleep drooling on your pillow.

Seamless Booking Integration: Instant Appointments

Melo turns hot clients into booked meetings faster than a tradie downs a servo pie. Say goodbye to missed calls and calendar chaos.

Insightful Reporting Dashboard: Know What’s Actually Happening

No more gut guesses. Melo shows every call, transcript, and lead in one place—so nothing disappears into the digital abyss ever again.

Smart Qualification Engine: Cut the Time-Wasters

Tire-kickers, begone. Melo filters out the time-wasters so you only speak to people ready to book, buy, or build. B.S. not included.

Follow-Up That Doesn’t Flake

Forget mental notes and missed chances. Melo follows up relentlessly—like an elephant with a CRM—until your lead finally says, “Fine, I’ll book!”

Customizable Intelligence: Built for YOUR Business

Melo isn’t a cookie-cutter. It learns your quirks, speaks your brand, and doesn’t need reminding. Basically, it’s you—if you were laser-focused and tireless.

The Result?

You wake up to a fully booked calendar, zero missed leads, and one less job on your plate. Melo = more time, more money, and fewer headaches than a group text with green bubbles.

THE GUARANTEE

Risk? That’s cute . We don’t do that here.

Get 20 booked appointments — on us.

We’ll work our AI-powered butts off while you pretend this isn’t the best thing since caffeine became a survival tool.

Book your 21st? Congrats—you’re now a client. Welcome to the big leagues. Took you long enough.

Until you're officially a client, you're strictly on the waiting list for greatness. In the meantime, just try to keep up. Observe
closely. We're the well-oiled machine that shows up, doesn't tolerate "messing around" (we have standards, unlike... well,
you get the idea), and overdelivers with a terrifying efficiency that frankly, should be illegal. Don't worry, we'll handle the legal team.

This is the easiest damn YES of your life. Stop overthinking it!

Let’s Talk Math
(AKA: Karen vs. Melo)

YOUR INVESTMENT

SAVE 20%

$10,000/Year
(One-Time Upfront)

For the bold, the brave, and the ROI-obsessed.

$1,000/Monthfor 12 Months

For those who prefer bite-sized domination.

Pro Tip: Pay upfront, save $2,000. Basically a paid vacation from stress.

Opportunities

Coverage

Missed
Opportunities

ROI Timeline

Ongoing Cost
(Annual)

True Cost

KAREN

AGENT MELO

“Did she really just hang up on a lead? Slow Responses, Errors, Inconsistency

40 Hours / Week

Significant & Frequent

Maybe break-even after months?

$60,000 + (Benefits, Training, Turnover,Overtime, Errors)

$100,000+ / year. FOREVER.

Booked. Handled. Reported.
Instant, Perfect, 24/7, ALWAYS

168 Hours / Week
(Always On)

ZERO. Guaranteed.

Pays for itself in weeks,
works for years.

Zero ongoing cost
for the core system

$10,000 ONE-TIME. That's it!

YOUR INVESTMENT

SAVE 20%

$5,000.00
(One-Time Upfront)

For the bold, the brave, and the ROI-obsessed.

$500/monthfor 12 Months

For those who prefer bite-sized domination.

Pro Tip: Pay upfront, save $1,000. Basically a paid vacation from stress.

KAREN

AGENT MELO

Opportunities

“Did she really just hang up on a lead? Slow Responses, Errors, Inconsistency

Booked. Handled. Reported.
Instant, Perfect, 24/7, ALWAYS

Coverage

40 Hours / Week

168 Hours / Week
(Always On)

Missed Opportunities

Significant & Frequent

ZERO. Guaranteed.

ROI Timeline

Maybe break-even after months?

Pays for itself in weeks,
works for years.

Ongoing Cost (Annual)

$60,000 + (Benefits, Training, Turnover,Overtime, Errors)

Zero ongoing cost
for the core system

True Cost

$100,000+ / year. FOREVER.

$5,000 ONE-TIME. That's it!

Let’s Talk Math
(AKA: Karen vs. Melo)

YOUR INVESTMENT

SAVE 20%

$10,000/Year
(One-Time Upfront)

For the bold, the brave, and the ROI-obsessed.

$1,000/Monthfor 12 Months

For those who prefer bite-sized domination.

Pro Tip: Pay upfront, save $2,000. Basically a paid vacation from stress.

KAREN

AGENT MELO

Opportunities

“Did she really just hang up on a lead? Slow Responses, Errors, Inconsistency

Booked. Handled. Reported.
Instant, Perfect, 24/7, ALWAYS

Coverage

40 Hours / Week

168 Hours / Week
(Always On)

Missed
Opportunities

Significant & Frequent

ZERO. Guaranteed.

ROI Timeline

Maybe break-even after months?

Pays for itself in weeks,
works for years.

Ongoing Cost
(Annual)

$60,000 + (Benefits, Training, Turnover,Overtime, Errors)

Zero ongoing cost
for the core system

True Cost

$100,000+ / year. FOREVER.

$10,000 ONE-TIME. That's it!

BONUS STACK

(Included, Because We Can)

Yeah, The Melo Powerhouse System is already stacked. But because we like to show off (and we built this thing), you get these high-impact accelerators FREE when you join the future of phone handling today:

The Zombie Lead
Revival Guide

Stop potential revenue from rotting! This is your AI roadmap to re-engaging past callers who didn't book, turning forgotten leads into paying clients.

The AI Segmentation & Outreach Blueprint

Follow-ups that actually, y’know, follow up. Your blueprint to using Melo's outbound AI to qualify, categorize, and automate follow-up for every lead.

The Melo Performance Intel Dashboard Guide:

Get the data that drives your growth. A quick-start guide to unlocking full transparency into your call performance and lead flow via your personalised dashboard.

Insta-Transcript
Access

Never miss a detail. Get instant, searchable transcripts of every single call Melo handles, all in one easy portal.

No hidden fees. No awkward performance reviews. No passive-aggressive post-its about fridge etiquette. Just ROI that makes Karen sound like a dial tone.

WHO WE HELP

(And how we save their sanity)

Healthcare
& Medical

Receptionists can 't even go to the bathroom without missing a call? Forget that. Agent Melo answers the phone, schedules your patients, and keeps your practice running without the chaos of double-booking or the old receptionist who still thinks a fax machine is a modern marvel.

Beauty
& Wellness

Your specialists are too busy cutting hair or doing facials to answer calls? That's cute. We'll take care of the calls, so they can do what they're paid to do. Imagine the extra money you'd make if they weren't moonlighting as your receptionist.

Hopsitality
& Food Services

Your kitchen's on fire (figuratively, mostly), and the phone is ringing off the hook while your staff is actually trying to, you know, cook? Seriously? We'll gladly take the heat, handling every single call, capturing every reservation and seizing every review opportunity. Let us handle the phone; you just handle not burning the place down.

Virtual Reception
& Customer Support

Your receptionist doesn't even know what your business does? No problem. We'll handle the calls, route them to the right person, and make sure nobody gets lost in the shuffle. Our Al's got this covered-24/7, no coffee breaks.

Real Estate
& Property Services

Constantly sprinting between showings, closings, and desperately trying to answer calls from potential goldmines? Slowdown, turbo. Agent Melo screens and qualifies leads with ruthless efficiency, schedules your meetings, and ensures your calendar is perpetually booked. You handle the charm and the commission checks.

Trades & Home
Services

You 're out fixing leaks, and the phone's ringing off the hook? Stop letting opportunities leak away! We'll grab those leads, qualify them, and put appointments on your calendar while you're out doing your thing. You 'll wake up to a full day of jobs, and zero effort.

Got a phone and a business that never sleeps?
Melo’s your guy.

INTEGRATED WITH THE BEST

If you use it, we probably integrate with it.
Calendars. CRMs. Booking tools. ESPs.
Plug Melo in and watch the system hum like a Tesla in a tunnel.

(We play well with others.)

Ready To End Missed Calls

& EXPLODE YOUR
BOOKINGS?

Now imagine what your life looks like when Melo handles the chaos for you. Click below. Let Melo pack your calendar while you work on... literally anything else.

Now imagine what your life looks like when Melo handles the chaos for you. Click below. Let Melo pack your calendar while you work on... literally anything else.

Click below. Let Melo pack your calendar while you work on... literally anything else.

20 appointments on us. Your move.

Let’s Pack Your Calendar

No pressure. Just drop your details and let Melo do what Karen couldn’t—answer, qualify, and book leads 24/7 while you sleep.

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